There once was a young man named Nelson
Whose addiction just made his life hell, son.
After months of rehab
His friends began to crab,
“You’re not as much fun when you’re well. Son."
from Rabbit, Run by John Updike.
Yep, were getting all literary on your ass!
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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