Curses on Mario Batali
That Croc-wearing, TV chef pally.
They replaced my soap
With a show for this dope.
Now my TV sits out in the alley.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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