To feed its insatiable hunger

To feed its insatiable hunger

Facebook needs new “friends” who are younger

         To discuss SpongeBob

         Or a pre-teen heartthrob

On your friendly neighborhood data-monger.

To Queen Liz upon her Jubilee,

To Queen Liz upon her Jubilee,

Get out of that castle!  Be free!

         Put your grandson in charge.

         Take off on the Royal Barge

And water-ski in the Bay of Fundy.