Monday, September 27, 2010

NFL Week III - A forgetful young man in Chicago

A forgetful young man in Chicago
Was on the stage playing Iago,
But he was not aware
That waist-down he was bare
Which the audience saw as bravado.

Go Football!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

NFL Week III - This woman in Indianapolis

This woman in Indianapolis
Likes to ride through the countryside braless.
To watch her on her colt
Is not much of a jolt
Because the poor girl is ta-ta-less.

Go Detroit. Beat the Vikings.

Monday, September 20, 2010

NFL Week II - This woman living in San Francisco

This woman living in San Francisco
Like to keep track of the men that she . . . you know.
Number 14 was great
As was 78
But 49 . . . er . . . he was so-so.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

NFL Week II - A guy I know in Arizona

A guy I know in Arizona
Will never have sex with a moana.
You can scream, you can shout,
You can throw things about,
But don’t break the cardinal rule. No bologna!

Go Lions! Beat the Eagles!

Friday, September 17, 2010

How did Palin win in Delaware

How did Palin win in Delaware
When we know that she doesn’t live there?
Is it a clone?
A Tea Party drone?
Or Tina Fey on some drunken dare?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

There once was a fellow named Garrison

There once was a fellow named Garrison
Whose Mother called him her hairy son.
With a face to be heard,
His passion for the word
Made NPR’s best show “that Prairie one”.

Monday, September 13, 2010

NFL Week I - This fellow who lives in New York

This fellow who lives in New York
Is thought to be a giant dork.
He hands out headsets
On passenger jets.
And claims that it’s challenging work.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

NFL Week I - There was a young man from Miami

There was a young man from Miami
Who fashioned a boat from a chami.
It sank right away
But our boy was okay.
In the dolphin tank at the Aquariuami.

Go Lions! Beat the Bears!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

NFL Week I - This girl I know down in New Orleans

This girl I know down in New Orleans
Looks pretty damn good in those jeans.
She says, “S’ain’t no doubt,
“I look better without
‘Em.” I think you know what she means.

Football is back.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Rex Ryan, a coach most profound,

Rex Ryan, a coach most profound,
Apparently cannot make a soung
Without saying “____!”
Using it with pluck
As an adjective, adverb and noun.