Monday, May 26, 2014

McDonalds has been hit with bad spin

McDonalds has been hit with bad spin;
Did  they cause the obesity were all in?
             I checked out the inside
            And the patrons were wide,
But they were like that before they walked in.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Through the magic of high-tech sci-fi-ness

Through the magic of high-tech sci-fi-ness
Billboard brought back to life His Highness.
            The King of Pop was back
            From the days he was black,
Full of rocktastic surrealistical Whyness.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

I love the song “Taurus” by Spirit.

I love the song “Taurus” by Spirit.
I smile every time that I hear it.
            It sets my heart revvin’
            Like a stairway to heaven.
That song is so great, I revere it.

The estate of Randy California, guitarist for Spirit, popular 70s rock band, intends to sue Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin for plagiarism.  They claim that the rock anthem, “Stairway to Heaven” was copied from “Taurus”, a song written by California and performed frequently when the two bands toured todether in the 70s.

Listen to it on YouTube.  You be the judge.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Ever since legal pot’s been deployed

Ever since legal pot’s been deployed
Coloradoans have enjoyed
            A wealthier state,
            A lower crime rate,
And ex-street dealers being unemployed.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

If you’re breathing today, thank your Mother

If you’re breathing today, thank your Mother.
That sweet old girl, above any other,
            Made sure you were fed,
            And tucked into bed,
And protected from your older Brother. 

Happy Mother’s Day

Sunday, May 4, 2014

In Ohio on the fourth of May

In Ohio on the fourth of May
On a otherwise beautiful day,
            While being tear gassed
            Four kids breathed their last,
Shot to protect the U. S. A.

Remember Kent State

Friday, May 2, 2014

Mr. Sterling, just how do you figure

Mr. Sterling, just how do you figure
An NBA owner would say what you said?
            Your team made you dough,
            But now you must go
And watch the new owners’ profits get quite a bit larger.

 

Go Clippers!