Tuesday, March 14, 2017

When the President said “wire-tap”

When the President said “wire-tap”
He really meant “giant mouse-trap”.
When he said “Obama”,
He meant to say “Mama”.
So what’s all the fuss about that?

Thursday, March 2, 2017

There once was a gal named Loretta

There once was a gal named Loretta
Who could not be called a go-getta.
She slept until noon.
Just to dust made her swoon.
And the cat could not getta to petta.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Wait a minute! It’s not “La La Land?”

Wait a minute!  It’s not “La La Land?”
How did “Moonlight” get up on the stand?
Was Miss Philippines
Somewhere behind the scenes?
And did Steve Harvey somehow have a hand?

Monday, February 20, 2017

There once was a country named Sweden

There once was a country named Sweden
That many regard as an eden.
But not Donald Trump
Who says it’s a dump,
Where terrorists have the land bleedin’.

Monday, November 14, 2016

There once was a gal named Lenore

There once was a gal named Lenore
Who stood and demanded the floor.
She said, “I don’t care
If you snicker or stare.”
But, I’m not wearing heels any more.”

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

A 5 grand to one bet on Leicester

A 5 grand to one bet on Leicester
Paid off for some lucky inveicester.
            It seems like a dream
            To this football team
And a nightmare to those in Mancheicester.

Thursday, February 25, 2016

The latest to fold was Jeb Bush

The latest to fold was Jeb Bush.
We have to say, “Jeb, what’s the rush?
            There’s plenty of time,
            So get back in the line.
Where Trump kicks you all in the tush.

Monday, February 22, 2016

There once was a Christian name Strong

There once was a Christian name Strong
Who lived as if Lent was yearlong
            Fridays he idd not eat
            Any chicken or meat
Unless the line at Red Lobster is long.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

The candidate, Donald J. Trump

The candidate, Donald J. Trump
Riles us up while out on the stump.
            He has wide support
            From folks of all sort,
But bridge players say, “4 no trump”

Thursday, February 11, 2016

While the swimsuits grow the SI purse,

While the swimsuits grow the SI purse,
Some feel it promotes the perverse.
            With  mature and plus-size
            Models in the franchise,
It’s now a standard of the diverse.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Von Miller just sat and was pensive.

Von Miller just sat and was pensive.
Thinking, “Why must I be so defensive.
            I think it may be
            Because they pay me,
And I have just become quite expensive.”

Congratulations to Von Miller, Super Bowl 50 Most Valuable Player

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The big blizzard caused D. C. to close

The big blizzard caused D. C. to close
So the wheels of government froze.
            But without concession
            Female pols were in session,
Braving snow while in fashionable clothes.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

There is a GOPer named Sarah.

There is a GOPer named Sarah
When the discourse gets heated, she’s therah.
            Now, she’s on the stump
            In support of the Trump,
Which answers the Democrat’s prayerah.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

A Powerball player named Riddit

A Powerball player named Riddit
Discovered that he indeed “hit it”
            And fell flat on his back
            Dead of a heart attack
Without telling us where he had hid it.

Sunday, January 10, 2016

There once was a father named Donne

There once was a father named Donne
Who, once a year, picked up his son
            To take for a ride,
            Full of fatherly pride,
To get his income taxes done.