Sunday, March 23, 2014

So far, I have the perfect bracket.

So far, I have the perfect bracket.
And my friends said I couldn’t hack it.
            But I won’t get one buck
            Because, curse the luck,
It’s sitting at home in my jacket.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

The missing Malaysian plane drama

The missing Malaysian plane drama
Plays out over a wide panorama
            Of differing views.
            But, poor old Fox News
Can’t figure how to blame Obama.

Monday, March 17, 2014

There once was a Saint they called Patrick

There once was a Saint they called Patrick
With his ecclesiastical hat trick.
         He converted the rakes,
         He drove out the snakes,
And grew a tall elm from his fat stick

Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Supreme Court in Olde Boston Mass.

The Supreme Court in Olde Boston Mass.
Says it’s OK to “upskirt” a lass.
       So, ladies please beware
       What you wear down there.
‘Cause a web page might feature your ass.