The political TV ad season

The political TV ad season
Offers acusations beyond reason.

         But to feature Ronmey singing

         Was really quite stinging.

To me, it came very close to treason

The food purveyor, Chick-fil-a

The food purveyor, Chick-fil-a

Has come out against everything gay.

         So some flamboyant queens

         Will be making their scenes

To see what the employees have to say.

Because of some remark of Mitt’s,

Because of some remark of Mitt’s,

We’ve got a riled up pack of Brits.

         Remember 12 score ago?

         We showed them all where to go.

He should have said, “Well, if the shoe fits . .”

There once was a fellow named James

There once was a fellow named James,
One of the commonest of first names,

         But when ABC

         Reported who he might be,

He gained the most grisly of fames.

Now, if that had happened to me,

Off to the lawyers, I would flee.

         I’d sue for defamation

         With my destination

As the new owner of ABC.

The next person who says, “Man, it’s hot,”

The next person who says, “Man, it’s hot,”
I will punch out right there on the spot.

         If you quote me degrees,

         I’ll knock you to your knees.

The heat has just made my nerves shot.

So, Anderson Cooper is gay.

So, Anderson Cooper is gay.

I really don’t know what to say.

         CNN didn’t know

         But they’re changing his show

To AC/DC 360 today.

As naked as the day she was born,

As naked as the day she was born,
The Octomom has got into porn.

         To support her brood,

         She posed in the nude,

Showing off the place she had shorn.