From working stiffs to billionaires,

From working stiffs to billionaires,
There is no time that causes more swears
            Than the U. S. tax season.
            The primary reason?
THE IRS thinks our stuff is THEIRS.

When dealing with strife ‘tween the races

When dealing with strife ‘tween the races,
It’s worthwhile to try trading places.
            Would the United Tribes
            Enjoy slurs,  jokes and gibes
About the Washington Palefaces.

In a game filled with violent brawls

In a game filled with violent brawls
Played in searing heat and blinding squalls,
            Pro football, they say,
            Played the Patriot way,
Is done so with much smaller balls.

After terrorists struck in Paris,

After terrorists struck in Paris,
Les hommes asked themselves, “Where is
            The American support?”
            Obama came up short.
He might as well have been on Polaris.