Thursday, February 19, 2015

I just saw that “Fifty Shades of Grey”

I just saw that “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
A surprising film, I must say.
            I thought it might be
            About early TV
When black and white shows ruled the day.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

I hear the East Coast has been cursed

I hear the East Coast has been cursed
With snow storms they’re calling “The Worst”.
            Their Wintertime blues
            Are all over the news
Forgetting the Midwest had them first.     

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

The late night pantheon is changing

The late night pantheon is changing
Requiring some rearranging.
            Dave, Craig, and now Jon
            All suddenly gone?
Can the Jimmies pump us the engaging?

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

There once was a fellow named Brian,

There once was a fellow named Brian,
A TV news anchor caught lyin’.
            He claimed war heroism.
Folks started to quiz him.
And now he may say some good-byin’.

Monday, February 9, 2015

If a snowstorm should blanket your town

If a snowstorm should blanket your town
Just relax, stay inside, hunker down
            Until the storm’s crested.
The street’s are congested
With all those news trucks driving roun’.