Innocents have been murdered again

Innocents have been murdered again
With a strike from a viperous den.
            But the City of Lights
            Will live on through these nighrs.
Nous sommes Parisiennes!

Hey Starbucks! Listen! Get adviced!

Hey Starbucks!  Listen!  Get adviced!
We don’t care if your cups’ overpriced.
            But for Jesus’ sake,
            Bring back the snowflake!
(Which has no real connection to Christ.)

The GOP is in distress

The GOP is in distress
Over “gotcha” questions from the press.
            If they can’t stand the heat
            From the flames at their feet,
Can they deal with Putin and the res’?