There once was a woman named Janice
Who just couldn’t bring any spice
To the marital bed.
She wouldn’t give head,
Saying it was a street-walkker’s vice.
from Rabbit, Run by John Updike
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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