There once was a actress named Marg

There once was a actress named Marg
Who made that CSI show larg.
The timeslot got shredded
By our favorite redhead,
With enough talent to fill up a barg.

In the GOP, Santorum is stealthy.

In the GOP, Santorum is stealthy.
Mitt Romney is sorry he’s wealthy.
And Gingrich feels marriage –
Society’s undercarriage –Should be 1 man and 1 woman who’s healthy.

At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme

At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme
By channeling the Rev. Al Green.
The the cats ar Fox News
Started singing the blues
Because there’s no soul in their mein.

Mitt Fohmney put himself in the fire

Mitt Romney put himself in the fire
By sawing how much he loves to fire.
But it’s not that bad
As if, rather, he had
Marched them out, lined them up and yelled “Fire!”

There once was a baby named Blue

There once was a baby named Blue;
Born to a hyper-talented two.
At the age of one day
She’s well on her way
With a 14th place Billboard debut.

All eyes to the Iowa caucus,All eyes to the Iowa caucus,

All eyes to the Iowa caucus,
Where the GOP’s causing a ruckus.
We rely on this state
To weed out the slate.
Hey! They didn’t give us Dukakis.

Say farewell to 2011.

Say farewell to 2011.
As a year, I would give it a 7.
No, not out of 10.
100? Maybe then.
Just hope ’12’ll get the U.S. revin’.

The residents of a remote isthmus

The residents of a remote isthmus
Know nothing at all about Christmas.
They treat one another
As sister and brother
For an entire year of blissness.

Have a Loving Christmas and a
Peaceful New Year.

At Christmas, we cruise through the night

At Christmas, we cruise through the night
To wonder at the Christmas lights.
But the light we see least
Is the star in the East,
And, somehow, that just doesn’t seem right.

We all made it through Black Friday

We all made it through Black Fridayl
Got wrist sprains on Cyber Monday.
The decorating and wrapping;
We faced without snapping.
Just wait till the bills come our way.

There once was a race called the Mayan

There once was a race called the Mayan
Who amassed knowledge witout really tryin’.
Their studies of space
Claim the whole human race
On 12/21/12 will be diein’.

You make the call!

In a day of incredible jolts
The Packers lost but not the Colts.
So now, red is green;
Being chaste is obscene,
And Novel prize winners are dolts.

Or . . .

The world has gone completely crackers.
The Colt won but not the Packers.
So now, green is red,
And Wilma is Fred,
And brussels sprouts are the choice of most snackers.

(posted before the Broncos/Patriots game)

The two sides have finally seen reason;

The two sides have finally seen reason;
There will be a NBA season!
Both owner and pro
Will still get his dough,
From the wallets of the fans they are squeein’.

There’s an upside of sexual harassment

There’s an upside of sexual harassment
(Aside from the progound embarrassment).
If you play your cards right
You could spend the night
With brutish and and crude “without-class-men”.

Stop pestering poor Herman Cain

Stop pestering poor Herman Cain
There’s no need for him to explain
About his lobe affair.
Why should anyone care?
Everybody has sex on the brain.