You make the call!

In a day of incredible jolts
The Packers lost but not the Colts.
So now, red is green;
Being chaste is obscene,
And Novel prize winners are dolts.

Or . . .

The world has gone completely crackers.
The Colt won but not the Packers.
So now, green is red,
And Wilma is Fred,
And brussels sprouts are the choice of most snackers.

(posted before the Broncos/Patriots game)