If you’ve got lots of money there, Jack.

If you’ve got lots of money there, Jack.
Invest in your own Super-PAC.
You can buy an election
Like a chocolate confection,
And give to boot to that liberal Barack.

At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme

At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme
By channeling the Rev. Al Green.
The the cats ar Fox News
Started singing the blues
Because there’s no soul in their mein.

August 2nd came without a crash.

August 2nd came without a crash.
The two parties have ended their clash.
But the Pres, I believe,
Had a trick up his sleeve –
$2 trillion from Check Into Cash.