I met today with my “Death Panel”
‘Bout my allergic reaction to flannel.
If I get much worse
They instructed a nurse
To harvest my brain for Fox News Channel.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
9 years ago
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