I met today with my “Death Panel”
‘Bout my allergic reaction to flannel.
If I get much worse
They instructed a nurse
To harvest my brain for Fox News Channel.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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