There was a young girl from New Jersey
Who threw herself on the court’s mercy.
The judge said, “Now, Snooki
“Don’t be such a rookie.
To say you’re not a drunk is just hearsay.”
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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