There was a young girl in Atlanta
Who’ll say anything that she’ll wanta.
It’s falkin’ this and falkin’ that;
Where the falk is my hat?
For sure, she’s getting nothing from Santa.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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