NFL Week VIII - A transvestite living in Cincinnati

A transvestite living in Cincinnati
Said, “I really not trying to be catty,
“I’ve been guy and been gal,
I guess I’ve seen it all,
And the guy-part is always so ratty.”

The Tea Party is making a charge,

The Tea Party is making a charge,
The movement is going to be large.
The seats that they’re winning.
Are just the beginning,
Led by their Madame Sarah Defarge.*

*see comments

NFL Week VII - There was a young girl in Atlanta

There was a young girl in Atlanta
Who’ll say anything that she’ll wanta.
It’s falkin’ this and falkin’ that;
Where the falk is my hat?
For sure, she’s getting nothing from Santa.

NFL Week VI - This bachelor down in Tennessee

This bachelor down in Tennessee
Plies his women with Lynchburg whisky.
He says, “Two shots gets them tight, and “
Two more and they might’en
“Get a little more looser and frisky.”

NFL Week VI - There is this woman who lives in Green Bay

There is this woman who lives in Green Bay
Who likes to make love in a keen way.
She likes to pack ‘er
Air mattress with crackers
‘Cause the crunching makes a much more obscene lay.

Go Lions! Beat New York!

Blog Action Day 2010 - Water -- Could you tell your son or your daughter,

Could you tell your son or your daughter,
“Remember, Kids, don’t drink the water”?
But that order stands
Across many lands.
Do something about it? We aughter.

Today is Blog Action Day 2010 – Water. Thousands of bloggers from around the globe are taking to the internet today to address the many threats to our world-wide water supply. Please visit my other blog, Trees and Trash ( www.treestrash.blogspot.com ) and the main site for Blog Action Day 2010 ( www.blogactionday.org ). Do something today to save some water.

I didn’t watch Rick’s List today.

I didn’t watch Rick’s List today.
I guess CNN sent him away.
His stupid remark
Will probably park
Him on the list of dumb things to say.

NFL Week V - A jai-alai star in Minnesota

A jai-alai star in Minnesota

Had moved up North from Sarasota.

“I relish the cold

Like a Viking of old

But I wish I had brought my pelota.”

NFL Week V - My brother down there in Jacksonville

My brother down there in Jacksonville
Likes to drive his girlfriend up this one hill
In his bright red Jaguar
Though it’s not a boudoir
She will still go down all the way up hill.

Go Lions! Beat St. Louis!

Fox News and the old GOP

Fox News and the old GOP
Plan a first for political TV.
It’s analysts loyal
In a live Battle Royal
Pay-per-View like th WWE.

There was a young girl from New Jersey

There was a young girl from New Jersey
Who threw herself on the court’s mercy.
The judge said, “Now, Snooki
“Don’t be such a rookie.
To say you’re not a drunk is just hearsay.”

O’Donnell’s race soars without hitches

O’Donnell’s race soars without hitches
Despite news of her high-school age itches.
Is her campaign propelled
With brimstone from hell
And the Association of Former Teen Witches?

NFL Week IV - There is a young girl in New England

There is a young girl in New England
Picks up guys in the bars with her girlfriend.
But no man gets a claim
With a foreign last name.
‘Cause they are patriots to the end.

NFL Week IV - A transvestite living in Cincinnati

A transvestite living in Cincinnati
Said, “I really not trying to be catty,
“I’ve been guy and been gal,
I guess I’ve seen it all,
And the guy-part is always so ratty.”

Go Lions! Beat Green Bay!