In the world of competitive eating,

In the world of competitive eating,
Kobiyashi has taken a beating.
He’d been out-dogged by Joe
For 3 years in a row,
So this year he stayed in the seating . . .

. . . where, because of a dispute with Major League Eating over appearance fees, he watched Joey Chestnut win his fourth Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship, until he couldn’t take it any more and rushed the stage, where he was arrested for trespassing and for desecrating the sanctity of the annual event.