At the Mets game, Lady Gaga, they say
Showed off her mammary array.
She flashed her high beams
At the opposing teams
To make them hit into a double play.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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