They say that the boy scout, Al Gore,

They say that the boy scout, Al Gore,
Is really more like a male whore.
His Inconvenient Truth
Is sleeping with Ruth,
And Margery and Agnes and more.

They claim that the Tea Party is racist –

They claim that the Tea Party is racist –
A spurious claim with no basis,
The signs and the banners
Are simply bad manners,
There’s no hatred. Well, maybe just traces.

The owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers

The owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers
For LeBron James had nothing but jeers
In his overnight letter
(Though he should have know better)
That was liberally stained with his tears.

In the world of competitive eating,

In the world of competitive eating,
Kobiyashi has taken a beating.
He’d been out-dogged by Joe
For 3 years in a row,
So this year he stayed in the seating . . .

. . . where, because of a dispute with Major League Eating over appearance fees, he watched Joey Chestnut win his fourth Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship, until he couldn’t take it any more and rushed the stage, where he was arrested for trespassing and for desecrating the sanctity of the annual event.

At the Mets game, Lady Gaga, they say

At the Mets game, Lady Gaga, they say
Showed off her mammary array.
She flashed her high beams
At the opposing teams
To make them hit into a double play.