U. S. females are licking their lips
For the next Twilight movie – Eclipse.
Those hunky vampires
Will be igniting fires
In their eyes, in their hearts, in their hips.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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hahaha..you know i loved this one!!
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