U. S. females are licking their lips
For the next Twilight movie – Eclipse.
Those hunky vampires
Will be igniting fires
In their eyes, in their hearts, in their hips.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
hahaha..you know i loved this one!!
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