The Prez says he’ll make BP pay
To which I must reply, “Hooray”.
‘Cause when I’m buying fuel
And I spill, I’m the fool
Who picks up the tab right away.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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