The most trusted newsman in America

The most trusted newsman in America
Is Jon Stewart (pause for hysteria).
The pols don’t want to go
On Jon’s “Daily Show”
To be skewered by his illuminaria.

Jon Stewart is the most trusted newscaster in America, says a time.com click poll of about 9,400 site users taken this week after the death of Walter Cronkite, the longtime CNS news anchor known as "the most trusted man in America."
Steve Johnson – Chicago Tribune – 7/24/2009