From the sports page
If I see one more report on Brett Favre
My eyes from my head I will cavre.
If he returns to play
I will spend my Sunday
In dry riverbeds cataloging vavre*.
*varve - noun - (in lake sediments) an annual deposit usually consisting of two layers, one of fine materials and the other of coarse. (dictionary.com)
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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