From the sports page
If I see one more report on Brett Favre
My eyes from my head I will cavre.
If he returns to play
I will spend my Sunday
In dry riverbeds cataloging vavre*.
*varve - noun - (in lake sediments) an annual deposit usually consisting of two layers, one of fine materials and the other of coarse. (dictionary.com)
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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