Monday, July 27, 2009

If I see one more report on Brett Favre

From the sports page

If I see one more report on Brett Favre
My eyes from my head I will cavre.
If he returns to play
I will spend my Sunday
In dry riverbeds cataloging vavre*.

*varve - noun - (in lake sediments) an annual deposit usually consisting of two layers, one of fine materials and the other of coarse. (dictionary.com)

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