There once was a fellow named Mays
A salesman deserving of praise
Now, Heaven looks keen;
Billy brought OxiClean.
No more stains on the angels’ pjs!
Rest in peace, Billy Mays.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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