From the sports department -
Randy Johnson is the consummate pitcher,
His stare turns a slugger into a twitcher.
His 300 wins
Only just begins
To explain how he is no belly-itcher.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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