Debt Armageddon is looming

Debt Armageddon is looming
With both sides of Congress still fuming.
Will we default?
And just empty the vault?

Sorry, I just can’t decide on the last line, come back on August 2nd.

The two sides have settled their fray

The two sides have settled their fray.
We’ll have football! Hip, Hip, Hooray!
There’s great jubilation
Across the entire nation
‘Cause we’ve got back our cherished Sunday
. . . and Monday and some Thursdays and a couple Saturdays, and don’t forget Thanksgiving.

They wanted her to go to refab

They wanted her to go to refab;
So she did (nore than once) give it a stab.
Now, at 27
Amy’s gig is in heaven,
Where she’s made it a little less drab.

Rest in Peace, Amy Winehouse.

Let’s hear it for Vincent McMahon

Let’s hear it for Vincent McMahon
The WWE CEO and front man.
He turned playing the fool
Into a corporate tool
Squeezing big bucks from each “rassling” fan.

So, Michelle Bachman can’t be president

So, Michelle Bachman can’t be president
Due to migraines? Is that your dissent?
Franklin Delano
Served with polio.
And he certainly did represent.

Despite views of some sports-talking dopes

Despite views of some sports-talking dopes,
Women’s futbol is not on the ropes.
Nine months after the Cup
We surely will be up
To our ears in young Amys and Hopes.

America’s future is scary

America’s future is scary
When our kids can’t find the library.
The one’s around here
Think that Shakespeare
Is “kinda a white Tyler Perry”.

They’ve shuttered The News of the World

They’ve shuttered The News of the World
Since the paper’s made the Empire all a-twirled.
If they’d hacked my phone
They’d have found me alone,
With no prospects of becoming a-girled.

Please listen to Christopher Titus

Please listen to Christopher Titus.
His message should serve to ignite us.
;Cause we don’t concentrate
On what made us all great,
We just focus on the detritus.

Watch for the repeat of "Nevelution" on Comedy Central, of get the CD or stand in front of his house until he gives you a free show.

The last space shuttle took off today

The last space shuttle took off today
When it lands, they will pack it away.
Now, how in the ace
Will we get into space?
Hitchhike with the Russkies? No Way!

Our House is split on the debt ceiling

Our House is split on the debt ceiling.
Each side expresses a strong feeling.
One side says, “Let’s raise it!”
The other, “Who pays it?”
When parents fight, we kids go reeling.

Ex-governor Rob Blagojevich

Ex-governor Rob Blagojevich
Faces a long prison blogojehitch.
For selling Senate seat;
Thinking his haircut is neat;
And for just being a blogojebitch.

The saxophone will play no more.

The saxophone will play no more.
The Big Man has closed the stage door.
With Clarence in his grave,
We’ll have to behave,
In order t hear the encore.

Rest in Peace, Clarence “The Big Man” Clemons

Lisa, the hot Ice Road Trucker

Lisa, the hot Ice Road Trucker
Is one gear-jammingg mother figure.
She’s always a booster
Of the endangered rooster.
Yes, she appears to be a cock savior.

The NBA Champs are the Mavericks

The NBA Champs are the Mavericks
Since the Heat played a game quite generick.
It appears the three talents
Performed without balance,
Which make Clevelanders laugn in hysterics.