They’ve shuttered The News of the World
Since the paper’s made the Empire all a-twirled.
If they’d hacked my phone
They’d have found me alone,
With no prospects of becoming a-girled.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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