There once was an actor named Ian

There once was an actor named Ian
Whose 90210-ness was dyin’.
            So he teamed up with Tera
            In a SyFy scara.
Now the Sharknado franchise is flyin’.

Watch for Sharknado 3:  Oh, Hell No! to be shown repeatedly on the SyFy network.  It will make you feel better about some of the choices you have made in the past.