Here’s to the great Michael Phelps (revisited one more time)

Here’s to the great Michael Phelps

Whose achievement caused much cheers and yelps

         It takes lots of mettle

         To win eight gold medals

And that .01 second sure helps.

Here’s to the great Michael Phelps

Whose bong photo caused much cheers and yelps

         The role model’s creed

Says, “The smoking of weed

Near a picture phone almost never helps.