There once was a actress named Marg

There once was a actress named Marg
Who made that CSI show larg.
The timeslot got shredded
By our favorite redhead,
With enough talent to fill up a barg.

In the GOP, Santorum is stealthy.

In the GOP, Santorum is stealthy.
Mitt Romney is sorry he’s wealthy.
And Gingrich feels marriage –
Society’s undercarriage –Should be 1 man and 1 woman who’s healthy.

At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme

At the Apollo, the Prez made the sceme
By channeling the Rev. Al Green.
The the cats ar Fox News
Started singing the blues
Because there’s no soul in their mein.

Mitt Fohmney put himself in the fire

Mitt Romney put himself in the fire
By sawing how much he loves to fire.
But it’s not that bad
As if, rather, he had
Marched them out, lined them up and yelled “Fire!”

There once was a baby named Blue

There once was a baby named Blue;
Born to a hyper-talented two.
At the age of one day
She’s well on her way
With a 14th place Billboard debut.

All eyes to the Iowa caucus,All eyes to the Iowa caucus,

All eyes to the Iowa caucus,
Where the GOP’s causing a ruckus.
We rely on this state
To weed out the slate.
Hey! They didn’t give us Dukakis.