There once was a man and his daughter
Who awoke in a house full of water.
“It’s too early to swim.”
The girl said to him,
“We should wait of the roof, Dad, we oughta.
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This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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