There once was a man and his daughter
Who awoke in a house full of water.
“It’s too early to swim.”
The girl said to him,
“We should wait of the roof, Dad, we oughta.
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Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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