Colonial patriot, Paul Revere,
Rang his bells so the British could hear
That we would be free
And armed, so they’d see,
That they should just run off in fear.
American History according to Sarah Palin
"He who warned uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." – June 2011
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
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