Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Killed by a shot to the head.
Are we closer to peace,
Or closure, at least?
I'm shooting for hope over dread.
God bless America!
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
Osama Bin Laden is dead
ReplyDeleteThat's something that had to be said
He was finally found
In a Pakistan compound
Then they riddled his body with lead.
Osama Bin Laden is dead
Americans shot him in the head
They accomplished the mission
Then they took him out fishin'
Now the bottom of the sea is his bed.
Osama Bin Laden is dead
All over the floor he has bled
It wasn't the Pakis
It was Americans in khakis
Who painted his kitchen with red.
Osama Bin Laden is dead
His terrorist blood has been shed
Hamas thought it smarter
To call him a martyr
But everyone knows they are assholes.