There once was a police chief named Stone
Who started where fast balls are thrown.
This former shortstop
Is one hell of a cop
Who rarely, if ever, sleeps alone.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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