Hey, DC, I want a flight ring!

Hey, DC, I want a flight ring!
Just a small little, gold-colored thing.
I promise I won’t try
To use it to fly,
But I’ll feel like a (Chemical) King.*

Comic book fans have united! Followers of DC Comics’ 50 year old franshise, The Legion of Super Heroes, are banding together (yours truly included) to petition for a plastic replica “flight ring” to promote a new series of the teenaged super-heroes from the future. Because we have nothing better to do.

*It would take to long to explain.