There once was a driver hamed Danica
Who put NASCAR fans in a pamica.
Now, I must declare
It’s simply not fair
To make her drive a mini-vanica.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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