There once was a driver hamed Danica
Who put NASCAR fans in a pamica.
Now, I must declare
It’s simply not fair
To make her drive a mini-vanica.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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