Paula Deen was volunteering and – Wham!
She got hit in the face with a ham.
It knocked her clean out,
But she woke with a shout,
“It just needs a bit more marjoram.”
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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