There once was a fellow named Norb
Who travelled halfway across this orb,
As a U. S. Army man
In occupied Japan
Not there to stroll through the forb*.
In memory of P. F. C. Norbert R. MacArthur
*forb – n. – An herb different from a grass.
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
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. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
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