There once was a fellow named Norb
Who travelled halfway across this orb,
As a U. S. Army man
In occupied Japan
Not there to stroll through the forb*.
In memory of P. F. C. Norbert R. MacArthur
*forb – n. – An herb different from a grass.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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