OMG! F U WNT 2 STA ALYV

OMG! F U WNT 2 STA ALYV
PLS, NVR TXT WYL U DRYV.
Let’s make it quite clear,
You need two hands to steer,
And to smoke, and to drink, and to eat, and to change the radio, and to dig in the console for change for the tolls, to make sure you safely arrive.