A tanning salon clerk in Washington
Said, “I tan with just a g-string on.
So, where my red skin ends
Is where your fun begins.
Yeah, you could think of me as a sure thing, Son.”
This is probably the best one ever!
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Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? .
. . No, I’m not expecting a full ...
8 years ago
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