Global warming is surely a bummer
But I intend to work on it this summer.
Since the methane in these parts
Comes chiefly from cow farts,
I’ll run over some cattle in my Hummer.
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago
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