I was sitting in my ice fishing shack

I was sitting in my ice fishing shack
When I was startled by a frightening “Crack!”
Thank God the Coast Guard
Rescued my fat lard
‘Cause the sheriff wanted to throw us all back.

A few months ago, over 100 ice fishermen and women had to rescued from Lake Erie by the Coast Guard, the Ottawa County Sheriff's Department and Fire Department. The sheriff was seen on local and national news ranting about the cost of rescuing these people who were deliverately risking their lives by going out on the ice under unstable conditions. You go, sheriff.