Here's to the great Michael Phelps

Here’s to the great Michael Phelps
Whose achievement caused much cheers and yelps
It takes lots of mettle
To win eight gold medals
And that .01 second sure helps.

The preceeding was posted on our companion blog last summer when young Mr. Phelps had the world by the tail. Then . . . Oh, how the mighty has fallen.

Here’s to the great Michael Phelps
Whose bong photo caused much jeers and yelps
The role model’s creed
Says, “The smoking of weed
Near a picture phone almost never helps.