The Occupy Wall Street movements

The Occupy Wall Street movements
Are full of anti-business sentiments.
But what puts a carmp
In the sleepover camp
Is it’s financed by their parents’ investments

Anybody who’s running for Prez

Anybody who’s running for Prez
Must watch out what he or she says.
An unguarded remark
Like a spark in the dark
Lets everyone know where you is.

Tim Tebow was just awful! / great!

Tim Tebow was just awful! / great!
Start him again? No Way!/ Can’t wait!
‘Round the drain he did spin /
‘Til he pulled out the win.
The “True Tim” was “Tim Early” / “Tim Late”.

Our local school system imparts

Our local school system imparts
A less-than-useful kind of smarts
My young neice, Renee,
Has received an “A”
In Defence Against the Dark Arts.

The protest on Wall Street, you see,

The protest on Wall Street, you see,
Is a movement in nativity.
It’s been dubbed by some “smarty”
As a lLeft-wing Tea Party.
But these people aren’t drinking their tea.

Blog Action Day 2011

When most of us head off to bed
We know that we have been well fed.
But many fare never graced
With even the taste
Of Roswqmany and Olive Oil Bread.

If you weren’t hungry today, do something for someone who was.

We say goodbye to Apple’s Steve Jobs

We say goodbye to Apple’s Steve Jobs
Who brought technology to the mobs.
Like Prometheus
He gave fire to us
Revolutionizing our leisure and jobs.

Rest in Peach, Steve Jobs

A national threat – all in vain –

A national threat – all in vain –
Targeting Capital buildings again
Was a terrorist op
From a hobbyist’s shop:
An explosive-filled model RC plane.

Andy Rooney’s put his eyebrows in hock

Andy Rooney’s put his eyebrows in hock
And has stepped out from behind that big clock.
Poorer will be our nation
Without his weekly observation.
This nonagenarian made Sunday night rock.

We need a monetary hero

We need a monetary hero
To come in and prop up the Euro.
I am forced to wonder
If Spain and Greece go under,
Where will we get our flan or our gyro.

My Facebbok friends and I are annoyed

My Facebbok friends and I are annoyed
By the new way our posts are deployed.
Facebook, we don’t need
Help with what to read.
An “opt-out” choice would be enjoyed.

The GOP brass is discovern

The GOP brass is discovern
The Tea Party might not help them govern.
To achieve your dream
Don’t court the extreme.
Not sure? Just ask George McGovern.

In honor of the Charlie Sheen Roast

In honor of the Charlie Sheen Roast
I propose a well-deserved toast
To outrageous behavior,
Delusions as savior,
And more than one unjustified boast.

“Dancing With the Stars” with Chas Bono.

“Dancing With the Stars” with Chas Bono.
Has a few nut-cases saying, “Oh, no.”
Their problem indeed
Is not, will he lead?
But, the “abomination” that might follow.

9-11 demonstrated

9-11 demonstrated
Americans were underrated.
But bravery of those
Who chose to oppose
Fear and terror cannot be debated.

In memoriam to the passengers and crew of Flight 93.