The weather for Super Bowl Sunday

The weather for Super Bowl Sunday
Was perfect for everyone’s fun day.
          But did Roger Goodell
          By sheer force of his will
Hold back all the snow until Monday?

There once was a fellow named Russell

There once was a fellow named Russell
Who came out on top in a tussle
          With Peyton and friend
          Despite many portends
By using his much maligned muscle.

The teams have sharply honed their tricks

The teams have sharply honed their tricks
And the fans have hotly argued their picks.
          Super Bowl XLVIII
          Just might be so great,
But I’m waiting for Super Bowl XLIX.

I don’t care of this Autotume junk

I don’t care of this Autotume junk;
But I am a big fan of Daft Punk.t
          These helmet-clad heroes
          Turn the ones and the eros
Into post-modern new-lectro funk

I hear that the First Lady is fifty

I hear that the First Lady is fifty.
For an old broad, mature woman, mother of two, national treasure,  she looks pretty nifty.
          Michell Obama
          Is one sexy mama.
With nary a tuckie or liftie.

Whether you like it or not

Whether you like it or not;
Colorado has legalized pot.
          So let’s all migrate
          To the “ Mile-High” state,
The Woodstock Warior’s Camelot.

We say farewell to the “Professor”

We say farewell to the “Professor”
The “Island’s” best knowledge prossessor.
          Mary Ann or Ginger?
          With whom did he linger?
Sadly. He’s not a confessor.
 
R. Il. P. Russll JJohnson, “The Professor” of “Gilligan’s Island”

 

Something appears to be amissty

Something appears to be amissty

For New Jersey governor Christie

A note on his ‘fridge

Says “Let’shut down the bridge”.

Could the gov have acted remissty?

If you’re planning any trips for next Jan.,

If you’re planning any trips for next Jan.,

Rethink where you’re taking your clan.

          Cross out National Parks

          Or any U.S. Landmarks,

Because they might be shutdown again.

The government shutdown is through!

The government shutdown is through!

So hurry off to the National Zoo!

          These Congressional freaks

          Have just bought a few weeks.

After that, it will be déjà vu.

 

Relax! Your fears are allayed.

Relax!  Your fears are allayed.

There’s no reason to be so afraid.

          Yes, the government’s closed,

          And the paychecks are froze.

But your Congressperson still will get paid.

There once was a woman named Natalie

There once was a woman named Natalie

Who as a young girl was too tattlely.

          Now she works every day

          At the damned NSA

Listening in  to our cell phone prattlery.

CNN and Fox will both shout it

CNN and Fox will both shout it,

“Government Shutdown!”.  But I doubt it.

          But let us suppose

          That they do let it close,

We just might do better without it.

The First Lady almost caused a slaughter,

The First Lady almost caused a slaughter,

But our vigilant reporters caught her.

          Now she will think twice

          Before giving advice,

Like telling us all to drink water.

9/11 demonstrated

9/11 demonstrated

Americans were underrated.

          But bravery of those

          Who chose to oppose

Fear and terror cannot be debated.

 

In memoriam to the passengers and crew of Flight 93.