When the President said “wire-tap”

When the President said “wire-tap”
He really meant “giant mouse-trap”.
When he said “Obama”,
He meant to say “Mama”.
So what’s all the fuss about that?

There once was a gal named Loretta

There once was a gal named Loretta
Who could not be called a go-getta.
She slept until noon.
Just to dust made her swoon.
And the cat could not getta to petta.